socialistexan:

Originally posted by horvival

hauntedcephalopod:

starshadowx2:

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

starofjudgement:

starofjudgement:

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

quiz: have you thought about kissing the same gender before

me: ya

quiz: have you ever wanted to get romantically involved with the same gender

me: ya

quiz: you are gay

me:

prismbird:

honk honk gay rights

galactic-polywag:

acrowandaboy:

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

pbs-r:

giving yrself a haircut = instant refresher

Getting a tattoo= instant reminder of autonomy

Cleaning ur room so it’s really nice = ‘ I can improve my situation with effort’

paperfury:

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

wiredabyss:

stayuglystayangry:

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

hatepotion:

booksmart is my new favourite movie